If your budget is a little short, you can still find a great present for your wife. Try a funny or cute bumper sticker. It doesn't matter whether it's Valentine's Day, Christmas or birthday (although it helps if the bumper sticker's attached to a brand new car). A bumper sticker is a great gift as just a little token surprise, and should be a fun little present. If you want to find a great bumper sticker for your wife, try to find a saying that's clever and that fits with her personality or viewpoint. Think of a sticker as a type of T-shirt for her car. As with a T-shirt, a bumper sticker should be a reflection of your wife. Try these ideas to get your creative juices flowing, so that you can come up with some variations that will make it personal.
Philosophizing -- in a funny way
Fun and sarcastic, these little wisdom gems are sarcastic to just the right degree. If a sharp wit and a quick tongue are your wife's domain, she'll probably like these.
1.You have the right to remain silent. If you don't, you'll be misquoted and what you DIDN'T say will be used against you.
2.God created man first. You need a rough draft before a masterpiece.
3.Let your modesty make you proud!
4.It's good to borrow money from a pessimist, because they won't expect you to pay them back.
5.It's a car, not a phone booth!
Being a Wife
Bumper stickers for your wife can be sarcastic, witty or sweet. Others may fit what could be considered a female stereotype, but are meant in good fun. If this is your wife's sense of humour, you can have some fun with ease.
6.I saw, I wanted, I begged, I got!
7.So you want a new car for your husband? Trading up, I see.
8.Sometimes I wake up grouchy. Other times I let him sleep.
9.Don't Bother Me! I'm Living Happily Ever After
On Motherhood
Got a mom on board? She will enjoy having a funny sentiment that relates to the challenges, headaches and joys she experiences as a mom.
10.Be nice to your kids now, because they'll take care of YOU someday.
11.It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.
12.Honk if the kids fall out.
13.The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
14.Because I'm the mommy.
Crazy Driving
Even if you're not a crazy driver, these bumper stickers can give you a great laugh. Depending on whether or not it will get you in trouble, you can choose a stereotypical "bad woman driver" bumper sticker, or go with a simple "crazy driver" for all occasions.
15.Stay Back -- I'm Changing Lanes.
16.Danger! Legally Blonde Driver!
17.Think everything is coming your way? What if you're just going the wrong way?
18.Keep honking...I'm reloading.
Just Plain Crazy
Crazy bumper stickers are always fun. Pick up a funny saying about just how 'out there' she is - unless she really is nuts. In that case, you'd better stick with something safe like a mommy sticker.
19.The Little Voices in My Head Are What Keep Me Grounded.
20.I Haven't Lost My Mind; I Just Misplaced It
21.Oy, I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
22.What reality check?
Parting Shots
These don't really fit into a particular category, but are great fun anyway. Maybe finding something from this category will be more appropriate.
23.You can't have everything; where would it go?
24. A woman and her truck. It's a beautiful thing.
25.If Barbie's so popular, why do her friends have to be bought?
Bumper stickers can be fun and a great way to let your loved know that you were thinking of her, as well as what you think of her. Just make sure it's in good fun and will get a laugh from her. After all, that's the reason you did it, right? - 29958
Philosophizing -- in a funny way
Fun and sarcastic, these little wisdom gems are sarcastic to just the right degree. If a sharp wit and a quick tongue are your wife's domain, she'll probably like these.
1.You have the right to remain silent. If you don't, you'll be misquoted and what you DIDN'T say will be used against you.
2.God created man first. You need a rough draft before a masterpiece.
3.Let your modesty make you proud!
4.It's good to borrow money from a pessimist, because they won't expect you to pay them back.
5.It's a car, not a phone booth!
Being a Wife
Bumper stickers for your wife can be sarcastic, witty or sweet. Others may fit what could be considered a female stereotype, but are meant in good fun. If this is your wife's sense of humour, you can have some fun with ease.
6.I saw, I wanted, I begged, I got!
7.So you want a new car for your husband? Trading up, I see.
8.Sometimes I wake up grouchy. Other times I let him sleep.
9.Don't Bother Me! I'm Living Happily Ever After
On Motherhood
Got a mom on board? She will enjoy having a funny sentiment that relates to the challenges, headaches and joys she experiences as a mom.
10.Be nice to your kids now, because they'll take care of YOU someday.
11.It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.
12.Honk if the kids fall out.
13.The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
14.Because I'm the mommy.
Crazy Driving
Even if you're not a crazy driver, these bumper stickers can give you a great laugh. Depending on whether or not it will get you in trouble, you can choose a stereotypical "bad woman driver" bumper sticker, or go with a simple "crazy driver" for all occasions.
15.Stay Back -- I'm Changing Lanes.
16.Danger! Legally Blonde Driver!
17.Think everything is coming your way? What if you're just going the wrong way?
18.Keep honking...I'm reloading.
Just Plain Crazy
Crazy bumper stickers are always fun. Pick up a funny saying about just how 'out there' she is - unless she really is nuts. In that case, you'd better stick with something safe like a mommy sticker.
19.The Little Voices in My Head Are What Keep Me Grounded.
20.I Haven't Lost My Mind; I Just Misplaced It
21.Oy, I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
22.What reality check?
Parting Shots
These don't really fit into a particular category, but are great fun anyway. Maybe finding something from this category will be more appropriate.
23.You can't have everything; where would it go?
24. A woman and her truck. It's a beautiful thing.
25.If Barbie's so popular, why do her friends have to be bought?
Bumper stickers can be fun and a great way to let your loved know that you were thinking of her, as well as what you think of her. Just make sure it's in good fun and will get a laugh from her. After all, that's the reason you did it, right? - 29958
About the Author:
Author: Buck Thompson shows that utilizing bumper stickers can be an effective component of a branding campaign and any business can profit by marketing through stickers.
